Wednesday, March 27, 2013

10 Things to Do When Bored

     Sorry I haven't been around again. I've had about two hours of time for chores, eating and internet and this blog has kind of fallen low on my list of things to do.

1. Stalk someone in the mall.
2. Talk in an English accent until someone asks if you're actually from England.
3. Get a super hero costume.
4. Wear that costume only when doing something good. Give yourself a hero name.
5. Make faces in the mirror.
6. Make something useful.
7. Write a letter.
8. Create your own TV show.
9. Make a bucket list.
10. Learn a new hobby.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

A Possibly Exciting Announcement (And pictures)

Hello all!
I just wanted to let you know I working on writing a short E-Book focusing on geekiness. I'll be including several of my blog posts, but, if you decide to buy it, you'll get brand new stuff as well!
And here are your pictures:

Friday, March 15, 2013

The Awkward Moment When...

The awkward moment when you realize they weren't waving at you.
When someone goes to hug the person behind you and you hug them instead.
You're the only one who knows the answers in class.
You spill something and it looks like you wet your pants.
You forget about day light savings time.
You accidentally kill your best friend when they try to take the last piece of pizza. It was a dissociative fugue, seriously.
You have to give out that email address you made ten years ago.
You don't know what to do with you're life when you get off the internet, so you get back on.
You start running when you think you're completely alone and feel like something's chasing you... and someone sees.
Your friend's parents start yelling at them in front of you.
When you get in the van... and there's no candy.
When you become old enough to talk to strangers... and actually have to do it.
You're forced into a social situation.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

10 Things you Should NEVER Do

1. Make Frodo into Princess Leia.

2. Play chicken in New York City
3. Fly a kite at a shooting range
4. Go to a Star Wars convention wearing a Spock costume
5. Go multiple days without a shower
6. Insult a geek's fandom
7. Ask a police officer if he'd like a doughnut
8. Check the gas levels in your house... with matches.
9. Blink near an angel statue
10. Hug a clown

Monday, March 11, 2013

Random Pictures and a Message

Hey all! I know I've disappeared for a while. I have been crazy busy and  haven't had time to write much. But I have a couple questions!
What would you LIKE me to blog about?
What are your favorite kind of posts?
If I started posting shot stories, would you read them?
And without further ado, here are your pictures!