Friday, March 15, 2013

The Awkward Moment When...

The awkward moment when you realize they weren't waving at you.
When someone goes to hug the person behind you and you hug them instead.
You're the only one who knows the answers in class.
You spill something and it looks like you wet your pants.
You forget about day light savings time.
You accidentally kill your best friend when they try to take the last piece of pizza. It was a dissociative fugue, seriously.
You have to give out that email address you made ten years ago.
You don't know what to do with you're life when you get off the internet, so you get back on.
You start running when you think you're completely alone and feel like something's chasing you... and someone sees.
Your friend's parents start yelling at them in front of you.
When you get in the van... and there's no candy.
When you become old enough to talk to strangers... and actually have to do it.
You're forced into a social situation.

3 comments:

  1. LOL I love it! :) The first one is sooo awkward :/

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Once a guy I liked waved at me and I though they were waving at the person behind me... I found out later the truth.

      Delete
  2. The first one happened to me more than a few times! Fortunately I haven't killed my best friend over a piece of pizza yet......

    -James

    ReplyDelete