1. They're softer.
2. They're cuter.
3. They're smarter.
4. If you ever wanted to be an evil henchmen, they are great masterminds.
5. They keep you from too much internet time.
6. They're good for your health.
7. They don't argue.
8. They make great listeners.
9. They don't complain about everything you do.
10. They only judge you if you deserve it.