So I decided to offer some advice. Do everything on this list if you are just craving to be friend-zoned.
1. Constantly mention Ex's or bad past relationships.
2. Comment on how much she eats.
3. Point out physical flaws.
4. Ask HER to pay.
5. Carry a purse.
6. Wear skinny jeans.
7. Make as many bodily noises as possible in the shortest time possible.
8. Talk only about yourself.
9. Don't ask questions.
10. Talk about one thing the entire time. Make sure it's boring.