If you watch crime investigative shows you know that there is a huge chance that your neighbor is a serial killer or is about to snap. here is a list of things you can do to avoid being the target of these people. Are you guys tired of my lists yet?
Here's the list:
Don't be woman
Don't be a man
Don't be blonde
Don't have blue eyes
Don't be a brunette
Live by yourself so they can't kill you in your sleep
Live with a bunch of people so their are too many witnesses.
Don't look like someone's dead loved one or former lover, friend of enemy.
Don't be perfect. Some want to destroy everything that is perfect.
Be perfect. Some want to destroy everything that is not.
NEVER Live next to a killer! Ever! Especially if you don't know they like to kill people.
Never use paradoxes. They make lists useless.