Carefully swerve on the road until you get pulled over. When the officer asks you if you've been drinking smile and say, "Why no ociffer, driving is illegal and drinking." When he tests you, pass every test with flying colors.
Put Mentos into the coke bottles at a party.
Stay at home and make memes and blog, like me.
Run outside and yell, "We did it! We made it to 2013!" While dressed in colonial clothes.
Hand out tracts in a Darth Vader suit and say, "You're lack of faith disturbs me."