Thursday, December 6, 2012

Nerd Pick Up Lines

Some of you guys just don't know how to talk to a nerd girl. It's kinda sad. We get kind of tired of things like "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together." Because that's bad spelling. And grammar.
Here we go:

If I were the Doctor I'd never get over you.
You'd make a great Jedi.
If we were in the Hunger Games, I'd be your Peeta.

Hey girl, you look like the chosen one.
You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere.
When I see your eyes, all the other girls Argon.
I'd give up my library to talk to you.
You're better than a good wi-fi connection.
I'd read your blog for hours.
If you be my ring bearer, I'll hold you when the arcs come.

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