We all do stupid things. Well these are REALLY stupid things you should NEVER do.
Hug a porcupine. Never hug them. Hedgehogs are fine, they need love.
Trust a cat. yeah they're amazing and all, but they are sociopaths and very good at acting.
Kill the president. It won't make your life better, you'll probably get killed yourself.
Create a paradox when time traveling.
Kiss a poison dart frog. They don't turn into princes.
Go sledding in the Grand Canyon.
Eat your mom. She'll give you indigestion.
Pay a Sesame Street character to commit a crime. They'll sing to you.
Grown up. It's a trap!